Jul

29

Jack Bauer Eyewear

Filed Under Brand Wave, Celebrity Watch, Designer Sunglasses, Eyewear Knowledge 


us0729.jpg“If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.” Want to be as intimidating as TVs biggest badass, then gear up with Ray Ban Aviators – only the best for TVs scariest rouge agent.

“Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.” So, any true Bauer fan will know that Bauer’s hidden accessories are all red. Even his Ray Ban’s have a red tint to them. Stock up on red undies, wallet and eyewear for true fanfare. Since Bauer likes Ray Bans, don’t deviate from the outfit he set out, pick up a pair of Aviators in red tinted lenses, which help increase contrast in the field. In fact, snipers use red and yellow tinted glasses to help their accuracy, not that Bauer needs the help.

This king of TV drama repetitively has really rough 24hour segments followed by years of isolation and grief. Yet, despite all attempts to silence the hero, Jack Bauer cannot be killed. It is said that when a bullet makes impact with Bauer, it is obliterated on impact. Up your scare factor with ex military gear that looks worn and used. Layer everything over a dress shirt in case you need to meet with the President, which, if you are like Jack Bauer, you will do before 8am. Finally, make sure you shower regularly because you never know when you will be infected with a deadly virus and need to strip down in front of a lady CDC agent. To truly prepare for a Jack Bauer day, make sure you have shoes that can deal with running, jumping, falling and sometimes flying and make sure your eyewear is Ray Ban.

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