Jan

3

How to Make Yourself Look Unattractive

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Instead of swimming in Versace, high fashion, and endless body-enhancing clothing, the new Hollywood fashion trend seems to be to look as horrible as possible. Here are a few expert tips on making yourself look older, out of style, and somewhat like a crazy cat lady. The Olson twins, despite their natural beauty, petite size, and charming personalities, choose to deck themselves out like 90 year old homeless folks out to destroy fashion one outfit at a time. Here is how:

Oversized clothing is a great way to decrease your sex appeal while personally taking out your insecurities on the fashion conscious. The more of your shape you can hide, the better you will pull of the scruffy and un-groomed look. The best colors to add weight are white and grey, which also add a delicate sense of having purchased your attire at Wal-Mart. Tsk tsk.

Oversized sunglasses look great when you are well kempt and fashion forward, but can add weight to the upper part of the face and make you look washed out and insane if your hair is scruffy and uncombed and without body. Ideally, in order to look as bad as possible, you’ll want to part your hair down the middle, leave it otherwise untamed and slap on a pair of giant, bug-eyed sunglasses. The best sunglasses for this look come from Prada and Dior, though if you really want to add insult to injury you could buy an unknown or, dare I say it? – convenience store sunglasses.

Jan

1

Happy New Year

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The New Year will soon be upon us, and what better time to update an out-of-style wardrobe to affordable Prada accessories and Versace garb than before the next year begins. Getting the designer, brand-name look might be much cheaper than you think! With resolutions galore already on your list, why not add a “be more fashion conscious” resolution to the bunch? Here are a few tips on how to update an aged wardrobe for the new year so you can start 2010 of with a fashionable bang!

Accessories get all the attention. Instead of spending a fortune updating your out-of-style skirts and tops, why not invest in something that will steal the lime light away from your older clothing? Designer sunglasses are one of the best possible ways to make any outfit suddenly seem chic.

Wearing Dior sunglasses with an otherwise bland outfit really spruces up the look and says to people, “hey, I know fashion and this is it baby!” Even jeans and a plain T-shirt can be dressed up with designer sunglasses or eyeglasses and a few appropriately placed jewelry items. Remember, when your budget is tight, accessorizing is the best way to get a designer look for less.

Scarves and shoes update any old look. When it comes to fresh new fashion for winter, don’t spend a bundle on new sweaters and knits, your best bet is to invest in a few nice, plush scarves and then dress up any out-of-date look with a punch of color, texture and flare all in one item.

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